The Daily Dose/August 5, 2020
By Gaylon Kent
America’s Funniest Guy
Treasured readers, your Daily Dose will return.
The Diary of a Nobody: Sparrow lets a guest into his room, instead of merely giving him a key. Today’s Diary.
The two rooms are actually diagonal from each other, at the L where the end of one wing meets the beginning of another and rather than immediately open 147 I asked him which room was his, a good move because he immediately pointed to 149…I let him in and the described backpacks were there altho had he advised another indicator would have been the smell of primo weed that would have been accurate, too…It hadn’t been smoked yet, but, boy, it was not hermetically sealed, either.
Backstairs at the Monte Carlo: The new employee dining room (EDR) debuts.
The new, improved EDR debuted last night. The food wasn’t noticeably better, but there appeared to be more of it and it was more or less fresh and there were cute little stickers on the sneeze guards showing, in the form of colored apples, how often we could indulge in each item. A green apple meant the item could be enjoyed anytime, a yellow item could be enjoyed in moderation and red apple items, apparently, will kill you instantly.
Criminals, Courtesans and Constables: Chapter 8 – Lights, Camera, Action: Our hero gets frisky with the constable.
Sue and Edra were, again, wonderful cover. a middle-aged man leisurely walking out with two women, one holding a teddy bear, drew some zero interest, not even from the constables who were starting to make their way into the park. I would later read they had arrested some hapless bloke who happened to resemble me. Or, rather, resembled the me they were looking for. It would take him a day or two to establish he wasn’t me.
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