The Daily Dose/October 11, 2020
By Gaylon Kent
America’s Funniest Guy
Friends, your Daily Dose is taking the day off.
It is, however, Read Free Sunday for the daily features so go, enjoy them now.
Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually.
The Diary of a Nobody: Sparrow has the latest from the morning coffee service creamer rack.
The hazelnut and French vanilla creamers have changed sides again…It’s still half-and-half up front for three rows and the other two file back from there but someone – there are no suspects – decided to do some remodeling and the blue French vanilla creamers are now on the left, the brown hazelnut creamers on the left…I have some zero clue why anybody is doing this and even less interest in finding out, so there won’t be an investigation.
Backstairs at the Monte Carlo: Gaylon reminisces about his time in the hotel.
Which is all right. Sure, there was a time when the hotel defined who I was, but that time has passed, though, inevitably, through my co-founding of the International Henry Units, my mentoring of X-Ray and my legendary Foot on the Desk percentages, I will always be associated with the hotel, sort of like Paul McCartney is always associated with Wings, even though he’s enjoyed a great solo career.
