The Daily Dose
By Gaylon Kent
America’s Funniest Guy
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The Diary of a Nobody: Sparrow hits the road for his day at the Veterans Service Office (VSO). Today’s Diary.
Like we did last time, we stopped at the deli counter at the supermarket in the next county so Mr D could get a couple of pieces of his treasured fried chicken…I did, tho, draw the line at eating in town because Mr D is the slowest eater in human history and I didn’t want to sit and wait…So I lied, a baldfaced one, something I rarely do, but OpSec (Operational Security) demanded it…I didn’t want to spend, literally, 45 minutes as Mr D ate two pieces of fried chicken…I told him I had some paperwork to catch up on at the VSO after I dropped him off and asked if he couldn’t eat in the car, a good call because again it took him 40 minutes to eat two pieces of fried chicken, Mr D not finishing until we were on the outskirts on town…
Backstairs at the Monte Carlo: Rich and Gaylon have a funny incident in the coffee shop.
“Uh oh,” one cowgirl said. “They called security.”
“Not only that,” I said. “There’s two of us.”
“You’re all in big trouble,” Rich announced.
“Do we have to put our shoes back on?”
I nodded solemnly.
“You gotta finish your vegetables, too,” Rich said.
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Criminals, Courtesans and Constables/Chapter 18 – Monica II: Monica returns.
I couldn’t believe where I was. In the witness room of the death chamber in the States.
It was utterly surreal, as surreal as my first time being escorted into a palace bedroom to be seduced by a prince. As surreal as my first time walking the red carpet at the Awards. All of these were fairy tales, though, places you never thought you’d be and when you’re there it’s as if you’re in a song.
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