The Daily Dose/September 16, 2019
By Gaylon Kent
America’s Funniest Guy
Leading Off
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Today At The Site
The Diary of a Nobody: Sparrow finds out what a “shifter” is. Today’s Diary.
I have some zero clue what they are talking about, but it sounds like fun so I asked what a “shifter” is.
It turns “shifter” equals a complimentary well drink at the bar after your shift…I am not making that up, with Devani adding, with Q solemnly nodding concurrence, that “shifters” are also available at 0701 for hard-working, freshly off-duty nite auditors…I then asked Devani why/how in the heck I am only now hearing about “shifters”, tonite, a full eleven months after my eligibility for “shifters” began…I told Q it certainly wasn’t part of the night audit training he had provided me…Then Devani said I could even have an orange juice “since you don’t seem to be the type to drink in the morning”.
“You have no way of knowing that, young lady.”
It’s Sparrow, an average man passing an average life.
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On This Date
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Quotebook
For Confucius, true wisdom is to know the extent of what you don’t know quite as well as you know what you do know.
Gore Vidal
Creation
Answer To The Last Trivia Question
Saudi Arabia was the most recent country to adopt the Gregorian calendar, doing so in 2016.
Today’s Stumper
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