The Daily Dose/April 18, 2024
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™
Valued Readers,
We are on vacation. Certain elements of this treasured feature will run at various times.
Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually.
The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow is dull, even by his standards. Today’s Diary.
Any idiot knows that…each minute of latitude is one nautical mile and that one nautical mile is 2,000 yards or 6,000 feet…(Actually, 6,076 feet but the extra 76 feet are statistically insignificant and ignored at sea.)…
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Some Philosophy Crap
The wisdom of the ages. Whatever.
A secret to being more revered than resented, he learned, was to display a self-deprecating humor, unpretentious demeanor and an unaggressive style in conversation.
Walter Isaacson
Benjamin Franklin: An American Life