The Daily Dose/June 2, 2024
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™
The Sunday Bottom 5
A ranking of some things.
1. GOP – Party of Lincoln now reduced to unwavering support for ignorant, lying, convicted felon unable to take responsibility for anything…Other factors compelling support is previous admission to grabbing women by the pussy, in-depth knowledge of how Continental Army won Revolution by securing British airports…We can do better than Donald Trump – and Joe Biden, for that matter – but Americans too lazy now to put required work in.
2. Fact Check – American Revolution lasted from 1775-83…The Wright Brothers flew the first plane in 1903…100 years from now, people will wonder how Americans tolerated a candidate who believed otherwise.
3. Mass Shootings – The 3-hole staple…2024 mass shootings continue to post solid – if not spectacular – numbers in 2024, with eleven (11) mass shootings – defined as one with four (4) or more (more) casualties – this week producing 17 dead, including three (3) shooters, with 38 wounded down significantly from last week…With election, US collapse both gaining steam, this item in danger of losing coveted, weekly spot in 3-hole.
4. USA! USA! Our social divides are so deep now that Sunday Bottom 5 pollsters have moved the US Collaspe Doomsday Clock from before this half-century is out to the middle of next week… Seventy years into TV being the focal point of American life, Americans are well-entertained and well-fed enough to now prefer appeasement to accomplishment, with only satisfaction coming from being told what they want to hear.
5. Donald Trump Fact Check – It’s back!!!…Click here for a recap of falsehoods uttered by Trump in the wake of his 34 felony convictions…With election nearing and more felony trials still to come, Sunday Bottom 5 polls “pretty sure” Donald Trump Fact Check will keep fact-checkers busy 24/7 for foreseeable future…If mass shootings don’t pick up, item could become new 3-hole staple.
Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually.
It’s Read Free Sunday (RFS) at The Diary.
The Diary of a Nobody – There are plumbing problems at the hotel. Today’s Diary.
We have arriving guests, and this poses a problem: Do you check guests into a hotel that might lose water, or do you tell them to go somewhere else???…
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On This Date
Extra, extra, read all about it.
In 1692 – The Salem Witch Trials begin, with Bridget Bishop going on trial, accused of bewitching five girls. She would be found guilty and was executed on June 10, though she was exonerated of her crimes in 2001 by Massachusets lawmakers. The witch trials ended the following May with 30 convictions and 19 executions, with one dying under torture and five more dying in jail.
In 1973 – Margaret Court of Australia wins the French Open, defeating Chris Evert of the US 6-7, 7-6, 6-4. It was the fifth and final French Open title for Court, and her 23rd of a record 24 major singles titles and was the first of two runner-up finishes for Evert, to go with a record seven championships. Court also won the women’s doubles title with Virginia Wade, her 59th of a record 64 overall major titles.
In 1984 – Deniece Williams is at #1 on Billboard’s Hot 100 for the first of two consecutive weeks with Let’s Hear It For the Boy. It was Williams’ fourth and final Top 40 hit, her third Top 10 hit, and her second #1. The song also went to #1 in Canada, peaked at #2 in Great Britain, was in its first of three consecutive weeks at #1 on Billboard’s soul chart, and was Billboard’s 13th-biggest song of the year.
Some Philosophy Crap
The wisdom of the ages. Whatever.
When a priest explained to Antisthenes how many good things the virtuous will enjoy after death, he asked, “Why, then, do you not die?
Will Durant
The Story of Civilization, Vol. II: The Life of Greece
Answer To The Last Trivia Question
Knowledge is power.
Florida Georgia Line broke the record of 21 weeks at #1 on Billboard’s country chart which had been done three times: I’ll Hold You In My Heart (Until I Can Hold You In Arms (Eddy Arnold, 1947), I’m Movin’ On (Hank Snow, 1950, and In the Jailhouse Now (Webb Pierce, 1955.
Today’s Stumper
Match wits with Gaylon. It’s not that hard.
Which movie soundtrack did Let’s Hear It For the Boy come from? – Answer next time!
