The Daily Dose/January 18, 2022
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™
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Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually.
The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow gets the cat some new canned yummies. Today’s Diary.
…we opened the tuna for her when we got home and the cat didn’t even blink, attacking it like an old favorite…And the label wasn’t kidding about it being creamy, either: it came in a white sauce and the whole thing resembled that stuff-on-a-shingle crap we’d get in the Navy…Actually, it’s fun to mock stuff-on-a-shingle, but done well it was actually really good, and the cat’s creamy tuna looked good enuff to put on a cracker.
The Bottom Ten/Best of 2022 – Just when you thought you’ve read the last of The Bottom Ten for the season, it’s the more-or-less special Best Of 2022 edition.
Cheapskates note, this one is on the house.
The Bottom Ten Best of 2022 Medal Stand:
1. AFC South champion Jaguars ranked solely as humanitarian gesture so owner Genghis Khan – no stranger to B-10 glory – doesn’t behead entire coaching staff for disobeying team-issued fatwa not to make playoffs.
2. This week’s game against Martin Luther to be televised by the Reformation Network and will feature pregame show hosted by The Lutheran Hour, with special halftime communion ceremony, with Cliff Bars, Powerade representing the body and blood of Christ.
3. Midshipmen – wearing uniforms honoring astronauts with prior naval service – hindered by pregame NASA directive requiring all audibles to be end in “over” and acknowledged with “roger”…
3A – Midshipmen – wearing uniforms honoring astronauts with prior naval service – hindered by pregame NASA directive requiring all communications with press box to bounce off moon first.
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