The Daily Dose/September 4, 2023
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™
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Writing worth reading. Usually.
The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow deals with caller wondering why rates are so high. Today’s Diary.
We told him, well, it’s winter in Ski Town, USA but otherwise we didn’t know, that we didn’t set the rates, we merely quoted him, but he deemed this response unsatisfactory…
The Bottom Ten/NCAA Week 2 – Clemson’s loss throws The Bottom Ten into even more chaos than usual, resulting in eleven (11) teams being ranked this week. The Bottom Ten is with our compliments this week.
With NIL money scarce, athletic department staffers hoping to at least have some Dunkin Donuts coupons to give to skill position player(s).
Army hindered by pregame Defense Secretary ruling requiring squad to treat stadium like battlefield, with mess tent set up at midfield and latrines dug on sidelines, resulting in UL-Monroe sending government bill for reparations.
Rice overcomes early 3-0 lead with offense snoozing until 4th quarter when they score defense against 5th-string defense looking to impress frumpy fifth-string cheerleaders who had taken over yell duties.
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