The Diary of a Nobody/October 25

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The Diary of a Nobody/October 24

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The Daily Dose/Thursday, October 24, 2024

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Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually. 

The Diary of a Nobody
The Bottom Ten/NFL Week 9

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On This Date
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In 1648 – The Holy Roman Empire signs peace treaties with France and Sweden, ending the Thirty Years War and the Eighty Years war. Negotiations were long and convulted, beginning in 1836 and involving as many as 109 delegations represented by  kings, dukes, counts, and other diplomats. History refers to the treaties collectively as the Peace of Westphalia and both wars resulted in the deaths of an estimated 8 million people. The treaties would be rejected by Pope Innocent X, who declared them to be, among other things, “null, void..empty of meaning and effect for all time.

In 1968 – Debbie Myer of the US becomes the first swimmer to win three individual gold medals at the Mexico City Olympics. Myer won the gold in the inaugural 800-meter race defeating Pam Krause (US) by eleven seconds and Maria Teresa Ramirez (Mexico). Previously, Myer had won the 200- and 400-meter races and later in the year won the Sullivan Award, given to the nation’s top amateur athlete and remains her only Olympic appearance.

In 1992 – Boyz II Men is at #1 on Billboard’s Hot 100 for a record-breaking eleventh of the 13 consecutive weeks with End of the Road. The broke the Hot 100 record of ten weeks at the top established by Debby Boone with You Light Up y Life in 1977 and Physical by Olivia Newton-John in 1982. The record is now 19 weeks by Old Town Road by Lil Nas X and Billy Ray Cyrus in 2019. It was the first of five #1 songs for the group, and the first of two times they would hold the record most weeks at #1 (One Sweet Day, with Mariah Carey, 15 weeks, 1995

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The Bottom Ten/NFL Week 9

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The Diary of a Nobody/October 23

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The Daily Dose/Wednesday, October 23, 2024

The Daily Dose/October 23, 2024
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™

Leading Off
Notes from around the human experience.

Leading Off will return.

Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually. 

The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow has some shocking Coke order news. Today’s Diary. 

As a practical matter, of course, the FDS is still working the three nites we’re not and he’s not here to do the CO, so it’s appropriate to have someone else do it…Still, tho, we had some zero clue Keenan was on the fast track here…My goodness, he’s only been here a few months and already he’s the Relief Coke Order Guy (RCOG)…

Editor’s Note: the Week 9 NFL Bottom Ten will move on Thursday.

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On This Date
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In 4004 BC – This is the date of creation according to a chronology published by Irish archbishop James Ussher in 1650. Ussher used a variety of sources to come up with this date, and his chronology is, more or less, in line with dates offered by others who attempted to fix the date of creation. According to Ussher, time had actually begun at 6 pm the night before with “…the entrance of night”. Influential at the time, Ussher’s chronology began to fall into disrepute in the 19th century.

In 1964 – Joe Frazier of the US wins the heavyweight boxing gold medal at the Tokyo Olympics, defeating Hans Huber of the United German Team on points. It was the only Olympic appearance for Frazier, who would later turn pro and was the undisputed heavyweight champion from 1970-73. This would be the last time a united German team would participate in the Olympics until the 1992 Albertville Winter Games. 

In 1982 – Tainted Love by Soft Cell establishes a new Billboard Hot 100 record for most weeks on the chart. The song is at #97, its 41st week on the chart, breaking the record established by I Go Crazy by Paul Davis the year before. The song would spend 43 weeks on the chart before dropping off, and the record is now 91 weeks by Heat Waves by Glass Animals, from January 2021 and October 2022. 

Some Philosophy Crap
The wisdom of the ages. Whatever.

She had a way of leading you, of showing you how to be a male.
Saul Bellow
Ravelstein

Answer To The Last Trivia Question
Knowledge is power.

The first song to spend at least ten weeks at #1 on a Billboard pop chart was I’ll Never Smile Again by Tommy Dorsey with Frank Sinatra and the Pied Pipers, which spent twelve weeks at #1 on the National Best Selling Retail Records chart in 1940. It was the first #1 song on a Billboard chart. 

The most recent song to do it is A Bar Song (Tipsy) by Shaboozey, currently in its 14th non-consecutive week at #1 on the Hot 100.  

Today’s Stumper
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How many Americans have won the heavyweight boxing gold medal at the Olympics? – Answer next time!

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The Diary of a Nobody/October 22

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The Daily Dose/Tuesday, October 22, 2024

The Daily Dose/October 22, 2024
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™

Leading Off
Notes from around the human experience.

Leading Off will return.

Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually. 

The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow fields two reports of bears in the parking lot. Today’s Diary. 

Regular readers of this crap know most guests seem to think Bear Removal is a standard nite auditor duty (NAD)…It’s not…It’s a forest ranger duty (FRD)…

The Bottom Ten/NCAA Week 9 – It’s one of the closest Bottom Ten races ever. Well, no, it’s not; Kent State has lost 16 straight.

With donations for stadium improvements falling off, plans have gone from luxury concourse, to White Castle stand to a couple of hibachis put near Gate B for pre-game tailgating, post-game asphyxiation…

Falcons hampered by preseason Air Force Secretary ruling requiring squad to send in plays via skywriting, resulting in NCAA-record 73 delay of game penalties, plus EPA fines for polluting air…

Vanderbilt still reeling from turn-of-century decision to merge Athletic, Student Affairs departments, as emerging Jewish cantors taking turns on offensive, defensive lines are all on steroids now and can now hold own against other teams…

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On This Date
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In 1962 – The Cuban Missile Crisis continues when President John F Kennedy announces to the American people the existence of Soveit nuclear missiles on Cuba. Kennedy later announced the establishment of a naval blockade of offensive military equipment heading to Cuba from any nation. The Crisis began on October 16 with the discovery of the missiles and ended on the 28th when,  among other things, the Soviet Union agreed to withdraw them. 

In 1972 – The Oakland A’s win the World Series, defeating the Cincinnati Reds 3-2 in Game 7 in Cincinnati. It was the sixth of nine World Series titles for the A’s, their first of three consecutive, and their first since 1930 when the team was in Philadelphia. It was the fourth of five losses in the World Series for the Reds, to go along with five titles. Oakland’s Gene Tenace was named the Series MVP and it was the last time the American League won a seventh game on the road until 2017, when the Houston Astros won in Los Angeles. 

In 1977 – Debby Boone is at #1 on Billboard’s Hot 100 for the second of ten record-setting weeks with You Light Up My Life. The song also went to #1 in Canada, peaked at #48 in Great Britain, and at #4 on Billboard’s country chart. The song remains one of the most accomplished in American charted music: it was Billboard’s 51st-biggest song of the year, its 3rd-biggest of 1978, its #1 song of the decade, and ranked eleventh on their 60th-anniversary Hot 100 in 2018. It was the first of three chart singles for Boone and remains her only Top 40 hit. It was the first song to spend ten weeks at #1 on the Hot 100, a mark that has been eclipsed many times since and no longer has any statistical significance.

Some Philosophy Crap
The wisdom of the ages. Whatever.

The last and most important freedom left to a man is the freedom to be his own master.
Ernst Weiss
Georg Letham, Physician and Murderer

Answer To The Last Trivia Question
Knowledge is power.

Besides the Constitution, the other original frigates of the US Navy were the United States, Constellation, Chesapeake, Congress, and President. President George Washington chose the names from a list provided by the War Department. 

Today’s Stumper
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What are the first and the most recent songs to spend at least ten weeks at #1 on a Billboard pop chart? – Answer next time!

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The Bottom Ten/NCAA Week 9

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The Diary of a Nobody/October 21

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