Category Archives: The Bottom Ten
The Bottom Ten/NFL Week 6
The Bottom Ten/NFL Week 6 By Gaylon Kent America’s Foremost Humorist Yes, Bottom Ten pollsters are aware the race for most coveted trophy in sports – The Dan Henning Trophy, symbolic of NFL Bottom Ten supremacy – is a long … Continue reading
The Bottom Ten/NCAA Week 6
The Bottom Ten NCAA/Week 6 By Gaylon Kent America’s Foremost Humorist Four winless teams. 739 one-win teams. Past claims about a specific year yielding the deepest Bottom Ten field ever are no longer accurate. The 2016 race for the ESPN … Continue reading
The Bottom Ten/NFL Week 5
The Bottom Ten/NFL Week 5 By Gaylon Kent America’s Foremost Humorist Wow. Long-time Bottom Ten fan(s) are accustomed to tight races for the Dan Henning Trophy – symbolic of NFL Bottom Ten supremacy – but it’s rare, even after three … Continue reading
The Bottom Ten/NCAA Week 5
The Bottom Ten NCAA/Week 5 By Gaylon Kent America’s Foremost Humorist With Kansas off this week, the Week 5 Bottom Ten was ripe for invasion by a team that wasn’t even ranked last week to hijack the top spot for … Continue reading
The Bottom Ten/NFL Week 4
The Bottom Ten/NFL Week 4 By Gaylon Kent America’s Foremost Humorist The great lesson Bottom Ten fans have learned is the Detroit Lions are capable – at any time – of announcing the road to the Bottom Ten title goes … Continue reading
The Bottom Ten/NCAA Week 4
The Bottom Ten NCAA/Week 4 By Gaylon Kent America’s Foremost Humorist The cream is starting to rise, as Florida International and Iowa State turn up the heat in the race for the ESPNCup, symbolic of Bottom Ten supremacy. The field … Continue reading
The Bottom Ten/NFL Week 3
The Bottom Ten/NFL Week 3 By Gaylon Kent America’s Foremost Humorist And they’re off!!! With 16 teams already with losing records, the competition for the most coveted trophy in all of sports – the Dan Henning Trophy, symbolic of NFL … Continue reading
The Bottom Ten/NCAA Week 3
The Bottom Ten/NCAA Week 3 By Gaylon Kent America’s Foremost Humorist All hail the Jayhawks! The defending ESPNCup holders refused to rest on their laurels, following up their Week 1 smackdown of a lower level team to start yet another … Continue reading
The Bottom Ten/NFL Week 2 – The Interregnum Poll!
The Bottom Ten/NFL Week 2 By Gaylon Kent America’s Foremost Humorist Like fruit flies that simply will not go away, that American institution – the NFL Bottom Ten Week 2 Interregnum Poll – is back!! Necessitated by the extra week … Continue reading
The Bottom Ten/NCAA Week2
The Bottom Ten/NCAA Week 2 By Gaylon Kent and Allan Mayes, Special Correspondent Editor’s Note: Allan Mayes is the son of Gaylon’s wife. He is a long-time Bottom Ten fan and is visiting the homestead this week and made more … Continue reading