Category Archives: The Bottom Ten
The Bottom Ten/NFL Week 12
The Bottom Ten/NFL Week 12 By Gaylon Kent America’s Foremost Humorist Members of the 2008 Detroit Lions – the NFL’s only 0-16 team – are in the habit of cracking open some RC Cola when the last NFL team wins … Continue reading
The Bottom Ten/NCAA Week 12
The Bottom Ten NCAA/Week 12 By Gaylon Kent America’s Foremost Humorist The cream rises. Forced to bide its time following a Week 1 win, defending ESPNCup champion Kansas is back atop the throne following Rice’s shocking win. Another Bottom Ten … Continue reading
The Bottom Ten/NFL Week 11
The Bottom Ten/NFL Week 11 By Gaylon Kent America’s Foremost Humorist Cleveland: City of Champions. First the Cavaliers win the NBA title, then the Indians win the American League pennant and now the Browns are eyeing the Dan Henning Trophy, … Continue reading
The Bottom Ten/NCAA Week 11
The Bottom Ten NCAA/Week 11 By Gaylon Kent America’s Foremost Humorist One Bottom Ten showdown in the books, another on tap. There’s no rest for the weary as Bottom Ten fan(s) – fresh from watching Rice take command of the … Continue reading
The Bottom Ten/NFL Week 10
The Bottom Ten/NFL Week 10 By Gaylon Kent America’s Foremost Humorist Veteran Bottom Ten fan(s) know you can’t look ahead in the race for the Dan Henning Trophy. The season is too long, every turnover, every penalty too important. But … Continue reading
The Bottom Ten/NCAA Week 10
The Bottom Ten NCAA/Week 10 By Gaylon Kent America’s Foremost Humorist With zero (0) unvictoried teams remaining, the race for the ESPNCup – symbolic of Bottom Ten supremacy – might come down to which team wants it more, to which … Continue reading
The Bottom Ten/NFL Week 9 By Gaylon Kent
The Bottom Ten/NFL Week 9 By Gaylon Kent America’s Foremost Humorist The cream is starting to rise. Or maybe the sediment is starting to settle. However you look at it, the Browns, 49ers and Ravens have started to assert themselves … Continue reading
The Bottom Ten/NCAA Week 9
The Bottom Ten NCAA/Week 9 By Gaylon Kent America’s Foremost Humorist Next loser up. With previously unvictoried Rice winning – albeit against a lower level school – and Florida Atlantic suffering through a bye week, the race for the Week … Continue reading
The Diary of a Nobody – Drivel From Sparrow!
Meet Sparrow, an average man passing an average life… Saturday, October 22 A tuff day, no two ways about it. We sent Wayne to his grave today with a first-class funeral…Actually, we were part of – a big part of … Continue reading
The Bottom Ten/NFL Week 8
The Bottom Ten/NFL Week 8 By Gaylon Kent America’s Foremost Humorist The torch may well have been passed. After winning The Dan Henning Trophy – symbolic of NFL Bottom Ten supremacy – the past two (2) seasons, the Tennessee Titans … Continue reading