The Daily Dose/December 12, 2023
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™
Some Philosophy Crap is a thing today, but otherwise The Daily Dose is on hiatus.
Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually.
The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow tolerates some dogs. Today’s Diary.
He said they liked me and suggested I give them some treats to “get them to do stuff”…Getting them to flee was the first thing that came to mind, so I went and got some treats from the back and the guy was satisfied and eventually left.
The Bottom Ten/NCAA Final – It’s all over, the race for the ESPNCup – symbolic of NCAA Bottom Ten excellence – is in the books.
Commodores still reeling from turn-of-century decision to merge Athletic, Student Affairs departments as anti-vicars from seminary kept praying for other teams to win.
With recruiting budget now down to a couple of phone cards, Skyhawks aren’t liable to bring in any immediate help.
Navy hampered by halftime Navy Secretary decision to have team – in the spirit of their submarine-themed uniforms – to load up on biscuits and gravy, those deep fried veal patties, and hooch made from bilge oil before second half.
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Some Philosophy Crap
The wisdom of the ages. Whatever.
Every living creature on this earth can do something great.
Minnesota Fats