The Daily Dose/May 5, 2021
By Gaylon Kent
America’s Funniest Guy
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Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually.
The Diary of a Nobody – At the hotel, Sparrow identifies the source of some music emanating from the front desk area. Today’s Diary.
I’ve been knocking around hotel front desks an awful long time and have never heard of a cash drawer producing music but in the same spirit that must’ve driven Columbus across the Atlantic I open the drawer and there’s a phone in there with a Post-It that shows it was found in the lobby bathroom and plainly its 0500 alarm had gone off…I pick up the phone and shut the alarm off and BOOM, immediately it asks if I slept well…Just for funsies I hit ‘no’ because I’ve been at work all night and return it to the drawer.
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