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The Daily Dose/June 3, 2025
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™

Leading Off
Notes from around the human experience.

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Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually. 

The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow prepares for his trip. Today’s Diary. 

All right, our trip to Birmingham is tomorrow and we are ready to go…Recall there was some question about the itinerary, but we’ve settled that, with the original plan still in play: we are flying out Tuesday and coming back Thursday…

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On This Date
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In 1965 – Gemini 4, the first multiple-day manned mission by the US, takes off from Cape Kennedy, Florida. Commanded by James McDivitt and piloted by Ed White, the mission spent four days in space and orbited Earth 66 times and included White’s first spacewalk by an American. The crew tried to rendezvous with the rocket that launched it, but failed. McDivitt later commanded Apollo 9, while White died in the Apollo 1 fire. 

In 1929 – Helen Wills wins the French Open, defeating Simonne Mathieu 6-3, 6-4. It was the second of four French Open titles for Wills, her ninth of 19 Grand Slam singles titles and her 19th of a then-record 31 overall Grand Slam titles. It was the first of six runner-up finishes for Mathieu, who would win titles in 1938 and 1939. Wills also had paintings entered in the art competition at the 1932 Los Angeles Summer Olympics. 

In 1944 – Bing Crosby is at #1 on Billboard’s National Best Selling Retail Records chart – their first pop singles chart and a predecessor to the Hot 100 – for the fifth and final consecutive week with I Love You. It was the tenth of 13 #1s for Crosby on assorted American pop charts, his fourth of eight on a Billboard chart, and the song also went to #1 on Billboard’s Most Played Juke Box Records chart.  

Some Philosophy Crap
The wisdom of the ages. Whatever.

The difference between the possible and the impossible lies in the person’s determination.
Tommy Lasorda

Answer To The Last Trivia Questions
Knowledge is power.

The first act to have their only Hot 100 hit go to #1 was the Elegants, who took Little Star to #1 in 1958. It was the third #1 song of the Hot 100 era. 

Today’s Stumper
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Who was the first non-Frenchwoman to win the French Open? – Answer next time! 

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The Daily Dose/June 2, 2025
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™

Leading Off
Notes from around the human experience.

Leading Off will return.

Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually. 

The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow tells his supervisor to shut up. Today’s Diary. 

– No…Don’t start…Don’t say anything…I don’t want to hear word one out of you…Zip it.
We then made a zipping motion across our lips and for his part, the AFDM showed some solid Front Desk Comedy Instincts (FDCI) and kept his mouth shut – the Upset of the Year – and merely nodded knowingly. 

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On This Date
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In 1774 – The Quartering Act of 1774 takes effect in the American colonies, authorizing the government to quarter troops in unoccupied buildings if suitable quarters weren’t otherwise available. It was the fourth of five acts History refers to as the Intolerable Acts passed by Parliament after the Boston Tea Party in December 1773. The 3rd Amendment to the Constitution was a direct result of this and the Quartering Act of 1765. 

In 1996 – Annika Sorenstam of Sweden wins the US Women’s Open by six strokes over Kris Tschetter in Southern Pines, North Carolina. Sorenstam shot a final round 66 to earn her second of three US Open titles and her second of ten major wins and remains the highest finish in a major for Tschetter. Sorenstam became the sixth of seven women to win consecutive US Opens. 

In 2013 – Macklemore & Ryan Lewis featuring Ray Dalton are at #1 on the Billboard Hot 100 for the third of five consecutive weeks with Can’t Hold Us. The song went to #1 in three other countries, including Poland, peaked at #3 in Great Britain, was in its fifth of seven consecutive weeks at #1 on Billboard’s soul chart, was Billboard’s 5th-biggest pop song of the year, and its 3rd-biggest soul song. It was the first of two #1 s for Macklamore & Ryan Lewis and remains the only Hot 100 appearance for Dalton, making him one of 19 acts whose only chart single went to #1.

Some Philosophy Crap
The wisdom of the ages. Whatever.

Marriage, the last refuge of men unable to fend for themselves.
Garrison Keillor
Leaving Home

Answer To The Last Trivia Questions
Knowledge is power.

The three players to win NBA Finals MVP awards with different teams were Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (Milwaukee, Los Angeles Lakers), Kawhi Leonard (San Antonio, Toronto), and Lebron James (Miami, Cleveland, Los Angeles Lakers). 

Today’s Stumper
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Who was the first act to have their only Hot 100 hit go to #1? – Answer next time! 

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The Daily Dose/June 1, 2025
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™

The Sunday Bottom 5
A ranking of some things.

 1. Elon Musk – Musk, finally, out of the government now, his beloved DOGE resulting in zero cuts codified by US law, a stained relationship with Trump – which is actually to his credit – and his spaceships continuing to fail to meet established goals…Sunday Bottom 5 pollsters “pretty sure” this could not be happening to a nicer guy. 

2. Colorado Rockies – Rockies 0-6 this week, threatening to make mockery of race for worse MLB record ever, which is not easy to do…All-time loss record their’s for the taking, though Rockies will need to find four (4) more losses to finish with lowest winning percentage ever.  

3. Pope Shoeless Joe I – New pope, a die-hard White Sox fan, now considering calling special consistory to address beloved White Sox’s problems…Solutions to be considered include making Order of Matins new 7th-inning stretch tradition and putting baptismal fonts at each base. Virgin Mary expected to soon be appointed roving minor league instructor. 

4. War! War! War! – Stop us if you’ve heard this before: Israel’s genocide in Gaza continues, with further attacks on refugee camps and private residences, all while starving the area…Russian/Ukrainian War rolling on, too, as President Trump unable to stop war in promised 30 minutes…Imagine that. 

5. Donald Trump Fact Check: – Click here for the latest misinformation from the Liar-in-Chief…Courtesy of the New York Times.

Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually. 

The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow does better than expected on his walk. Today’s Diary. 

We wanted to round it up to 4 mph, but we couldn’t do that in good conscience because the third digit, of course, is a 2, and you don’t have to be Isaac Newton to know you cannot round that up…

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On This Date
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In 2004 – Oklahoma City bombing conspirator Terry Nichols is sentenced to 167 consecutive life terms for his role in the bombing. Nichols had been convicted of conspiracy and eight counts of involuntary manslaughter. Nichols had been arrested two days after the 1995 attack and held as a material witness until being charged in May. Nichols, now 70, remains incarcerated at the supermax prison near Florence, Colorado. 

In 1979 – The Seattle Supersonics win the NBA title, defeating the Washington Bullets 97-93 in game five to win the series four games to one. It remains the only NBA title for the Supersonics, who now play in Oklahoma City, and was the third and most recent Finals appearance for Washington, to go with the 1978 NBA title. The MVP of the series was Seattle’s Dennis Johnson. 

Today – Morgan Wallen establishes a new Billboard Hot 100 record for most songs in one survey. Wallen has 37 songs in this week’s survey, breaking the record of 36 he set in March 2023. Of the 37 songs, six are in the Top 10 and 16 are in the Top 40, and 36 are from his new album I’m The Problem, which is #1 on Billboard’s album chart. The song What I Want, with Tate McRae, is at #1 on both the Hot 100 and Billboard’s country chart, the fourth #1 pop song for Wallen and his ninth #1 country song. It is the first #1 song on both charts for McRae

Some Philosophy Crap
The wisdom of the ages. Whatever.

No man ever followed his genius till it misled him.
Henry David Thoreau
Walden

Answer To The Last Trivia Questions
Knowledge is power.

The last American man to hold the 100-meter world record that was not later rescinded was Leroy Burrell, with a mark of 9.94 in 1994. 

Today’s Stumper
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Who are the three players to win NBA Finals MVP awards with different teams? – Answer next

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The Daily Dose/May 31, 2025
By Gaylon Kent – America’s Funniest Guy™

Leading Off
Notes from around the human experience.

Leading Off will return. 

Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually. 

The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow does something for the first time. Today’s Diary. 

…for the first time ever – we let someone into a room to record a cello audition!!!

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On This Date
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In 2004 – Vanity Fair magazine reveals the Watergate informant known as Deep Throat was FBI Deputy Director Mark Felt. Felt had passed information to Washington Post reporter Bob Woodward, who shared it with Carl Bernstein for stories that eventually led to President Richard Nixon’s resignation. Felt’s identity had long been suspected by some, including Nixon, and his code name came from the title of a popular pornographic movie of the era. 

In 2008 – Usain Bolt of Jamaica establishes a new 100-meter world record at the Reebok Grand Prix in New York City. Bolt finished with a time of 9.72 seconds, breaking the record of 9.74 established by countryman Asafa Powell in 2007. Bolt would break the record twice more, and his mark of 9.58 seconds still stands. 

In 1997 – Hanson is at #1 on Billboard’s Hot 100 for the second of three consecutive weeks with MMMBop. The song went to #1 in 14 other countries – including Hungary, Switzerland, and Great Britain – and was Billboard’s 12th-biggest song of the year. It was the first of three Top 40 hits for the group, their first of two Top 10s, and remains their only #1 song. The song spent twelve weeks in the Top 10 and remained on the Hot 100 for 22 weeks. 

Some Philosophy Crap
The wisdom of the ages. Whatever.

…vanity is the spur of development, and the secret of authorship. 
Will Durant
The Story of Civilization, Vol. X: Rousseau and Revolution

Answer To The Last Trivia Questions
Knowledge is power.

The song that spent the most weeks at #1 in the 1980s was Physical by Olivia Newton-John, which spent ten weeks at the top in 1981 and 1982. 

Today’s Stumper
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Who was the last American man to hold the 100-meter world record that did not later have the record rescinded? – Answer next time!

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